High Anxiety

There are some moments in life, some feelings; one can only point to them and pass by.

(via pizza)

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

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ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(via pizza)

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

"So what do you do for a living?"
"I run a business."

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callipygianology:

 I’ve  never seen these all together, so I thought I’d put them in a photoset. Made by the fantastic Kendra Wells on the Toast.

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